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Corinthians Sea Shanty
We are beginning a new tradition.
As an august and well established institution, the Corinthians deserve a Sea Shanty celebrating the organization, its members, and their foibles.

The Sea Shanty of the Corinthians (Provisional)

What do you do with a Drunken Corinthian?
What do you do with a Drunken Corinthian?
What do you do with a Drunken Corinthian?
Early in the morning…

Make’em the Master until he’s sober.
Make’em the Master until he’s sober.
Make’em the Master until he’s sober.
Early in the morning…

What do you do with an erudite Corinthian
What do you do with an erudite Corinthian
What do you do with an erudite Corinthian

Make’em the Mate and work’em harder.
Make’em the Mate and work’em harder.
Make’em the Mate and work’em harder.
Early in the morning

What do you do with a clueless Corinthian
What do you do with a clueless Corinthian
What do you do with a clueless Corinthian
Early in the morning

Give’em a book and appoint’em Librarian
Give’em a book and appoint’em Librarian
Give’em a book and appoint’em Librarian
Early in the morning

What do you do with a Suave Corinthian?
What do you do with a Suave Corinthian?
What do you do with a Suave Corinthian?
Early in the morning…

Appoint’em the FUGAMA and fix his wagon.
Appoint’em the FUGAMA and fix his wagon.
Appoint’em the FUGAMA and fix his wagon.
Early in the morning…

What do you do with a bright Corinthian?
What do you do with a bright Corinthian?
What do you do with a bright Corinthian?
Early in the morning…

Haul’em up the mast and salute’em at sunrise.
Haul’em up the mast and salute’em at sunrise.
Haul’em up the mast and salute’em at sunrise.
Early in the morning…

What do you do with a Salty Corinthian?
What do you do with a Salty Corinthian?
What do you do with a Salty Corinthian?
Early in the morning…

Roll’em in flour and call’em a biscuit
Roll’em in flour and call’em a biscuit
Roll’em in flour and call’em a biscuit
Early in the morning…

The Corinthians Annual Cruise 2025

The Corinthians Sea Shanty

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Friday, 8. August 2025

Rollin down the Coast of Maine
(To the tune of “Roll the old Chariot/ Nelson’s blood)

Verses:
Oh, Another Lobster Pot
Wouldn’t do us any harm
Oh, Another lobster pot
Wouldn’t do us any harm,
Another lobster pot
Wouldn’t do us any harm,
And we’ll all hang on behind

Chorus:
And we’ll roll along
Down the frigid coast of Maine
We’ll roll along
Down the frigid coat of Maine
We’ll roll along
Down the frigid coat of Maine
And we’ll all hang on behind

Other verses
A little game of dice
A goofy dinghy race
A potluck on the boat
A playful harbor seal
A bouncy dinghy ride
A dirty &(&%^ limerick
An anchor stuck in mud

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Updated: 8 August 2025